Curtis just remembers things the way he wants to -he’ll never admit this but one time he went through this phase where he would draw a face on his big toe and he named it and made me and Melissa talk to his toe instead of him and he would make it sing.
I wanna haunt you like a mean ghost who eats all your cereal when you aren’t looking
Vice on why San Francisco sucks, I am laughing lots.
I’m so mad I feel like a teapot
I got all the syrup
I got I got